Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Bleeding Gums Murphy

Sometimes i brush my teeth longer than necessary...its not really a conscious effort. The last time i clocked it in at two and a half songs...i'm guessing that's around seven minutes. Well, on some level i'm just mindlessly brushing, but somewhere...a little deeper i'm thinking of how attractive i could be if i had a white smile...that by scrubbing the plaque off my teeth, i could wash away the acne, melt the lovehandles, etc... Then i remember my teeth are crooked...and i'm late.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I brush my teeth longer than necessary too. I usually brush them until the song I'm listening to finishes. If you want to have white teeth like Doris, try Crest White Strips. They're amazing.
But, honestly honestly honestly, I've never seen anything faulty with your teeth. Or with your looks.