How Many Sheep am I Holding Up?

I'm going to bed when I'm ready, no Benadryl or advil tonight...well, technically this morning. And just think, soon i won't need a sedative for sleep. Instead I'll conk out from natural exhaustion and wake up ready, maybe even excited, for tomorrow. Yes! A new day is coming...

But not today....today is already over and it's barely 6: 40. It's funny how sedatives which are meant to help us (allergy medicine) can, in many cases, kill us (malt liquor). I'm not being very clear, but if you can wade pass the bullshit (bullshit, bullshit, bullshit) metaphor you may find some truth in these ramblings.

My wake-up call just sounded...ugh, I need a Benadryl...

Goatseed

So i'm chompin' on a strawberry, innocently enough, really enjoying the natural sweetness. I reach the end of this particular strawberry's life and what do i see? Why it's a miniature Goatse staring back at me...plain as the maximized google image. Yeah, it haunts my dreams, everyday life, and has moved on to my produce. Try this at home.