Rejewvenated

Seth Rogen has betrayed chubby losers everywhere. Google image the bastard and you will see a new man: "rejewvenated." If he didn't give me so much pleasure i'd hate 'em; instead i've decided to let him inspire me. Seth Rogen has inspired me to find my inner thin douche. After I saw his interview with Jon Stewart on the Daily Show I vaulted to the nearest 24 hour fitness. Soon I will be a skinny asshole...i will have a skinnier asshole...you'll see, you'll all see! And then you'll pay, you'll all pay...to see!